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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:27

So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
What is a sermon to talk about men?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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share office space ...
No go.
Just Forget it!